Die Hard is Not a Christmas Movie

from CHRISTASS by Swamp Ass and the Meat Sweats

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lyrics

Well aren't you sharp as a tack
Who reminded you of that
What listicle did you read
Whose testicle did you squeeze

Did your mind miss the genre was action
Like your mom missed the prophylactic
Go back and watch the bell ring
Before you give another ball wring

Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Die Hard is not a Christmas movie

What next, dig up the Gremlin
Or how about that Lethal Weapon?
It ain't Christmas unless it looks like the Kremlin
Or maybe you're an artsy man
Actually like the taste of marzipan
How about some Kubrick then
I'm gonna pop on some Eyes Wide Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Now I have a machine drum
oh oH OHHHH
Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Die Hard is not a Christmas movie

I take solace in the fact that the franchise is trash
Heeded by the picks of The Ghost of Christmas Past
Heated by the glow we all gather round
The new modern hearth is smart bright and loud
We race around the mobius strip of the Willis face
When I die hard I'm gonna be in last place

Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Die Hard is not a Christmas movie

Every time it's Christmas I wish the Sixth Sense was a documentary
About you and maeeeeeeeeeeee

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from CHRISTASS, released December 12, 2020

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