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1.
Die Hard is Not a Christmas Movie 02:30
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Well aren't you sharp as a tack Who reminded you of that What listicle did you read Whose testicle did you squeeze Did your mind miss the genre was action Like your mom missed the prophylactic Go back and watch the bell ring Before you give another ball wring Die Hard is not a Christmas movie Die Hard is not a Christmas movie Die Hard is not a Christmas movie What next, dig up the Gremlin Or how about that Lethal Weapon? It ain't Christmas unless it looks like the Kremlin Or maybe you're an artsy man Actually like the taste of marzipan How about some Kubrick then I'm gonna pop on some Eyes Wide Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Die Hard is not a Christmas movie Die Hard is not a Christmas movie Die Hard is not a Christmas movie Now I have a machine drum oh oH OHHHH Die Hard is not a Christmas movie Die Hard is not a Christmas movie Die Hard is not a Christmas movie I take solace in the fact that the franchise is trash Heeded by the picks of The Ghost of Christmas Past Heated by the glow we all gather round The new modern hearth is smart bright and loud We race around the mobius strip of the Willis face When I die hard I'm gonna be in last place Die Hard is not a Christmas movie Die Hard is not a Christmas movie Die Hard is not a Christmas movie Every time it's Christmas I wish the Sixth Sense was a documentary About you and maeeeeeeeeeeee
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Alone for the Holidays 01:28
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Be alone for the holidays Dump your [bleep]friend Dump your [bleep]friend You're only ever cheating on yourself You can't choose your blood But you can get out for good Be alone for the holidays Dump your [bleep]friend You're a cheat on yourself You can't choose your blood But you can get out for good Be alone for the holidays Use Tinder for tinder and fry up all the excessive shapes You are your own only chance to escape Better to be alone than with a human robot I'm gonna snuff out the fire I can't stand being hot Not before melting the McCartney Christmas tapes Simply put the wrong number of Beatles got shot Add to the glut of sounds to carol and sell Set to the guttural jingling bell Santa spelled backwards is Satan Flip the Monster can take a chug n' start masturskatin' Wearing sweaters is for perverts and narcs BUT NOT THE FUN KINDS I'll shove my own box up my socks Pine on the rug Nod off to drug Suck up needles till the next equinox When I'm alone I'm finally home

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released December 12, 2020

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