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Intro (Hyper Version) 00:11
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Combination Aren't We Naughty and Amish Furniture Designed 01:20
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Lyrics: Lucas A. Ridgen, Esq. Composition: Quin Reid Music Band: Swamp Ass and the Meat Sweats [Vs. 1] I'm at the Amish store I'm at the sex store Combination Amish sex store I'm @ it I'm @ it I'm @ it I'm @ it I'm @ it Everything I needed and more [Chorus] I'm at the adult superstore I need some hardwood furnichore 💦 I'm at the combination all the fucking shit I said before [Vs. 2 - kinda to the tune of My Favourite Things lmao] Armoires and dildos on Pickering Parkway Please halt your snickering def'nitely not gay Aren't We Naughty and Amish Designed Holy shit I'll save so much damn time It @ I'm It @ I'm It @ I'm I'm @ it [yelling incoherently and mic clipping] [Outro - spoken] Their proximity made my shopping trip really convenient.
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Man on the Moob 01:54
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Lyrics: Lucas A. Ridgen, Esq. Composition: Quin Reid Music Band: Swamp Ass and the Meat Sweats [Verse 1] Streamin' in the evenin' With some bags of sand Low cut top and controller in hand Webcam's on and collar down low Send some cash and you might see that flash [PrecumChorus] Oh yeah he's just trying his breast [Chorus] He's gonna be The fattest flyest low-test grotesque Gamer on the Internet He's the world's first man on the moob [Verse 2] He's got no salty coins But he's still making bank He's tittystreamin' but he ain't a thot Oh yes his name is Chester And yes he's gonna best her [Verse 3] He may have macromastia (who knows?) His favourite meal is pasta O-cup moobs like Hitomi Tanaka Always dies to the first goomba He's got the best boobs on the series of tubes [Outro] Oh yeah, he's got back boobs too
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The Listener of This Song is a Cuck 00:40
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The Listener of this song's a cuck made it this far its already too late not me tho, cuz i aint a cuck as for you its just your cuck fate your IQ may be higher than me thats why you're in the corner, fuckin lefty your so-called smart fetish is somehin to behold when you think about it, ur just the same ole libtard cuckhold ive never listened to this song sad for you tho you're the biggest cuck i know it was produced with ear plugs in fuck my ears now im Vince Van Gogh
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FABRICLAND 00:04
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FABRICLAND
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Scrotal Recall 00:29
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Lyrics: Lucas A. Ridgen, Esq. Composition: Quin Reid Music Band: Swamp Ass and the Meat Sweats [a throwaway song for a throwaway track] [pp ultra fast] Scrotal recall [pp regular fast] Cocktopus in Kincardine Orange highlighter with foreskin A line art on Nikki's worksheet Vaginar titled cock and balls PBJ up on the wall [pp ultra fast] Scrotal recall
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nine 2 five 02:43
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TIRED 01:46
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Lyrics: Lucas A. Ridgen, Esq. Composition: Quin Reid Music Band: Swamp Ass and the Meat Sweats Surfin' Bird style vocal intonations [Opening Chorus {pp slow}] Im tierd a bein a tierd A bein a tierd a bein a tierd (chorus repeats as many times as necessary) [Vs. 1] The frenchman said I think you're late I said I ain't I'm just a tierd Tierd tierd like on a fish boss I think its the sauce (GET IT!) Its hard to be a tierd I tried to not get fierd But I was just too tierd [Chorus] [Vs. 2] Fatigue is the only state I know Causes me to think all slow Its cause Im tierd got that snail mo' I'm like that squidward got the escargot I THOUGHT SQUIDWARD WAS A SNAIL {pp incomprehensible clipping} No more references I'm tierd a this Beam me up Scotty in that TARDIS [Chorus] [Vs. 3] I'm a lawy'r but I'm tierd I'm so tierd I got disbarred Fuck dis bar I'mma yell I'm tierd call me Swamp Ass Esquire Ire ire ire ire ire ire Jane Eyre BOOOOOOOOOOK CLUB Inspired tierd fuck a buyer situs dire Tierd tierd tierd TIIIEEEEERD [Outro] IM JUST SO TIERD [Drum cum]
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NPC 02:01
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Lyrics: Lucas A. Ridgen, Esq. Composition: Quin Gottschalk Music Band: Swamp Ass and the Meat Sweats [Verse 1] Normal man Has a wife Has some kids Forgets their names But honestly only sometimes [Chorus] Normal man Happy life Interior strife Isn't a channel on cable Everything's all going stable [Verse 2] Normal man Idles in line for his coffee Hasn't listened to music since high school Most likely to never be late for a carpool Loyalty goes to the comp'ny Normal man Standing in line at the airport Grocery store Waffling over the hot beans (coffee) Didn't scan guess its free (kill me) Normal man Mows the driveway Shovels the grass Suit from racks Sub of the day in a Subway Normal man Buyin' his jeans at the tiger Also belt Never felt So much room in his head there [Chorus but fucken change-up WOAH] NPC Happy life Interior strife Isn't a channel on cable Struggle that's just a fable [Verse 3] NPC No inner voice no its just me NPC How does he Not even question his shit life NPC Hot bean water Dry leaf drink Rotten grapes Pick two or three and then add beer NPC Never be weird Stuck in weeds Vote for what colour your dad did Thinking bad never had it [fucken bridge idk] Walk mile in shoes, does not compute [Verse 4] NPC Dresses up as a river otter Hotel room Weird but consensual encounter What the fuck Normal man? This isn't classic behaviour Actually Ice berg tip Practices mothing and quilting His normal style frees his mind And opens up A world of weird stupid dumb bullshit
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Uncultivated Ground 01:45
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Lyrics: Lucas A. Ridgen, Esq. Composition: Quin Reid Music Band: Swamp Ass and the Meat Sweats [Intro] What. Are ya doin'. In my ass [yelled Shrekily, + with echoes] [Vs. 1] Welcome to Swampmerica see the statue of shit and pee Fast metabolisms, slavic hair patterns, can't hold the slightest rhythms Others writin' bout the will of God I just how figured out how to rhyme piss with shit [AUUUUGH] [Bridge?] I've never been part of a scene before [pp soft] Now shut up and give me my meaty whore [pp hard] [Vs. 2] I'm Boweling for Columbine cuz I'm a pizza shit Pizza faced weirdo yeah that's me Shoot up your school of thought with bad music that sucks Souped up and dumbed down Nitro charged turbo dump Skinny Michael Moore cuz I'm smug as fuck Drink Flint water become the rock sick avenger Look at my ass I'm toxic and slender You can't get the message then return to sender [bitch] [Chorus?] I've never been part of a scene before [pp soft] Now shut up and give me my meaty whore [pp hard] And yeah sometimes I might have sung Now all I do is yell from the top of lung [Vs. 3] I got that ass cancer like RoFo And I don't mean his diagnosis I'm more talkin' bout his personis Yellin' so hard I'm heatin' up cracks Say hello to the Meat Sweats Music is my life that's why its shit Roast up the song and douse it in piss Close your ears serve it on a spit I'm like saying the name of the movie in the movie Swamp Ass and the Meat Sweats

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released May 1, 2020

all lyrics and vocals by Swamp Ass
music by The Meat Sweats

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